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Rules of behavior on the street in winter In winter and during the melting of snow needs to move down the sidewalk away from the roadway. You don't need to approach too close to the walls, because of the possibility of falling from the roof of snow and icicles. To move around the ice have slowly, making smooth movements. During the fall it is necessary to regroup, to rest the chin against the chest, hands bent in elbows and pressed to the body. Must try to fall on its side, it will help to avoid injuries and fractures. With the onset of winter special danger is posed by cars. When you cross the road you should consider that the car can not stop instantly, especially in the winter when its braking distance increases several times

Bad Date Joke

“Hi Sarah, listen I only have a minute. I’m about to get picked up for a blind date, can you call me in a half hour just in case it’s going bad? Yes? Ok great! We’ll speak.” Raquel gave herself a quick spray of perfume, checked herself out one more time in the mirror, and headed outside to wait for the guy. Sure enough after twenty minutes Raquel was discreetly checking her watch. After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed. Raquel listened for a few seconds, grimly pursed her lips, and turned to her date, “I feel terrible, but my Grandmother is terribly sick, and I must go home now .” “No problem!” Said her date with a big grin, “in a few more minutes my dog was going to get run over!”