Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.
Summer is the best time of the year. I love it, because I have a vacation in the summer. In the summer I was with her parents at the sea. When the weather was sunny. I swim and sunbathe. I also went to the elder brother in Moscow. I'm not the first time in Moscow. But I always wonder, what is it a huge and beautiful. Boating on the river Voronezh, he fished. The reserve is visited Chervonyy Yar, where the animals walk not according to the aviary and free for the park area. He helped collect apricots and plums in the country. Where in the evening we had a bonfire. In general, the summer I did it!
