Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.
Объяснение:
1. This story isn’t very interesting. It’s a bit appealing.
2. This horror story is so scary!
3. There are lots of really amazing facts in this book – it is exciting.
4. The author thinks of lots of original characters and stories. He’s very imaginative.
5. The heroine in the story is charming, intelligent and brave. She’s very fascinating.
6. The jokes in this story are really funny .
7. There are lots of action scenes and the hero is always in danger. It’s really dull.
хз наверное правильно я пытался как смог