Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.
The Internet is my common way of gathering information and reaching people. I go on the Internet mainly to chat with friends and learn new things. Occasionally, I watch a movie online.
I have used the Internet for quite a long time and during that period I have developed some habits. The first thing I do is log in on Facebook and check new messages. Then I check news and browse forums.
Some of my friends are addicted to the Internet. They are either news-o-holics or overly-sociable on Facebook. They give up on real life in order to spend more time in web. It has great and negative impact on their lives.
In conclusion, people can get addicted to the Internet fast, but with its advantages it is really difficult to give up on using it.
The Internet is my common way of gathering information and reaching people. I go on the Internet mainly to chat with friends and learn new things. Occasionally, I watch a movie online.
I have used the Internet for quite a long time and during that period I have developed some habits. The first thing I do is log in on Facebook and check new messages. Then I check news and browse forums.
Some of my friends are addicted to the Internet. They are either news-o-holics or overly-sociable on Facebook. They give up on real life in order to spend more time in web. It has great and negative impact on their lives.
In conclusion, people can get addicted to the Internet fast, but with its advantages it is really difficult to give up on using it.
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