Funny Bank Robberies. Bungling Burglars. Funny Bungled Robbery Stories. Stupid Criminals. Crime Swindles. Funny Lawyer Jokes and Stories. Stupid Lawyers Jokes. Funny Courtroom Exchanges. ... A Victorian house in Dartford, Kent, England was the scene for this hilarious story of failure. The robber, armed with only a hammer attempted to smash his way into the house through the front windows. The man somehow got his foot caught and unable to free himself, was left hanging upside down in the window frame for more than an hour as a crowd of 30 neighbours and passers-by gathered to ridicule him in Dartford, Kent. One wag told Will and Guy that he called out, 'Hang in there, mate' to the would be robber. Police were seen laughing as they arrested the bungler.
The chapter starts with description of the Dursley family, who are proud to be "perfectly normal". We learn that Mrs Dursley has a sister, Mrs Potter, but their families haven't met for several years. Both families have sons.
Then the story begins on a "dull, grey Tuesday". Mr Dursley notices a lot of strange things hapenning - owls flying in town, people in cloaks, a strange cat sitting on the wall of his garden, unusual news on TV. The Dursleys go to bed wondering what it all could mean. At night, a tall, thin and very old man appears near their house. It's Albus Dumbledore. The cat turns out to be Professor McGonagall, and the two are professors from Hogwarts, a school of witchcraft and wizardry. Then comes Hagrid, a giant, who brings little Harry Potter. Harry's parents were killed by Lord Voldermort, a dark wizard, but Harry survived and Voldermort's power "somehow broke" .
So little Harry is left asleep on the doorstep of the Dursley's house with a letter written by Dumbledore. The professors and Hagrid go to join the celebrations.
Funny Bank Robberies. Bungling Burglars. Funny Bungled Robbery Stories. Stupid Criminals. Crime Swindles. Funny Lawyer Jokes and Stories. Stupid Lawyers Jokes. Funny Courtroom Exchanges. ... A Victorian house in Dartford, Kent, England was the scene for this hilarious story of failure. The robber, armed with only a hammer attempted to smash his way into the house through the front windows. The man somehow got his foot caught and unable to free himself, was left hanging upside down in the window frame for more than an hour as a crowd of 30 neighbours and passers-by gathered to ridicule him in Dartford, Kent. One wag told Will and Guy that he called out, 'Hang in there, mate' to the would be robber. Police were seen laughing as they arrested the bungler.
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Chapter One
The Boy Who Lived
The chapter starts with description of the Dursley family, who are proud to be "perfectly normal". We learn that Mrs Dursley has a sister, Mrs Potter, but their families haven't met for several years. Both families have sons.
Then the story begins on a "dull, grey Tuesday". Mr Dursley notices a lot of strange things hapenning - owls flying in town, people in cloaks, a strange cat sitting on the wall of his garden, unusual news on TV. The Dursleys go to bed wondering what it all could mean. At night, a tall, thin and very old man appears near their house. It's Albus Dumbledore. The cat turns out to be Professor McGonagall, and the two are professors from Hogwarts, a school of witchcraft and wizardry. Then comes Hagrid, a giant, who brings little Harry Potter. Harry's parents were killed by Lord Voldermort, a dark wizard, but Harry survived and Voldermort's power "somehow broke" .
So little Harry is left asleep on the doorstep of the Dursley's house with a letter written by Dumbledore. The professors and Hagrid go to join the celebrations.