Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.
Thanks for your letters. I'm in England with my family! I think, it is the best holiday ever! Yesterday, we had a ride on The London Eye. It was so exciting! We tried some local food and I really liked it! Today we are visiting the Tower of London. I hope, all my excursions here will be cool memories. I promise, that I'll buy you some souvenirs. I haven't bought them so far. Have to go now, see you in a week.How about your holiday? Are you having a good time? Are you enjoying the holidays by yourself or with someone?
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Hi Helen,
Thanks for your letters. I'm in England with my family! I think, it is the best holiday ever! Yesterday, we had a ride on The London Eye. It was so exciting! We tried some local food and I really liked it! Today we are visiting the Tower of London. I hope, all my excursions here will be cool memories. I promise, that I'll buy you some souvenirs. I haven't bought them so far. Have to go now, see you in a week.How about your holiday? Are you having a good time? Are you enjoying the holidays by yourself or with someone?
Write back soon.
Happy holiday!
Yegor