Bitard-man. Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and fapping. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.
Put the adjectives in brackets into the
correct form.
1 James finds going to the amusement park a lot more enjoyable than spending
time at the games arcade.
2 Lisa is the most attractive girl
in our school.
Our new neighbours are very friendly
4 John's room is the messiest one in the house.
Saturday morning is the worst
time to go shopping; the shops are always
extremely busy and crowded then
6 Snake bites are a lot more painful than insect stings.
7 Jason's car isn't as fast
as Ethan's.
think the staff at the new restaurant are a bit
ude and should be
more polite
to customers.